THE LIFE OF A DBM

My List of Things I will do in 2006
The older I get, I realize that when I write things down. I tend to be more focus. Now that the whole world can see my list I hope the added pressure will give me the extra kick in my Ass, when I get to slippin.

1) Network: I will join a group(s). I feel that I need to network more and expand my business and personal circles.

2) Appreciate: I will appreciate the blessing that I have in my life. Less looking at "what if" or "if only" and concentrate on what I have and be thankful.

3) Praise: Praise GOD! GOD put a mirror in Twin's face in 2005 and showed me that he has a plan.

4) Openness: To more things and not form an opinion before I frown all up and say that I not going to do it.

5) Smile: Something I did not do a lot in 2005.

6) Stop: Wasting money, time , and opportunities.

7) Reevaluate: Friends, finaces, my life.

Dinner last night
I had dinner last night with a bunch of people who I have known since High School. What makes this group so special is that they grow up together and accepted me when I moved to a new city at the age of 16. I lost touch with them for a while but fate (a death) brought us back together. I also had to say that what made the dinner so special along with the conversation is that when the bill came we spilt it 10 Ways. No fighting about who had what and taking 4 hours to pay the bill. Thanks you S-L group.

To My boy "Zeck" again who says that one White girl who I would sleep with was not enough. He asked me to post another one, who I would sleep with if given the chance.

Lisa Marie Presley


Yes I know she was married to Michael Jackson, but we know he did not hit it. So I would give her the experience of what a real brother feels likes.

Wicked
As many of you know I was in training on the east coast. Well I got a chance to hang out in New York for one day. I arrived at 10:30am. Me and "The Suz" hung out (yes my best friend) she moved there for good a few weeks ago. Now before we met I told her that there were two things I wanted to do 1. see the Statue of Liberty 2. See the play Wicked. Well the first one was easy we took the Staten Island ferry and I got a chance to see it. The second task was not so easy. The Suz could not get tickets and the only tickets I could find were $175 and up. So I told her let go see if we could get cancelled ticked at the box office. Well as we arrived at the theatre there was a long line. I knew this could not be the cancelled tickets line so we went inside. Inside we were informed that the line outside was for a raffle. Meaning if you won the raffle you would only have to pay $25 dollars for tickets. Well I entered, we won and to top it off our tickets were in the FRONT ROW. The play was excellent and I guarantee you will never look at the "Wizard of OZ" the same.

Paul Mooney

Before we went to see "Wicked" I saw that Paul Mooney was performing. I love Paul, his comedy is raw and insightful. Well when we signed up for tickets I thought his show would start at 10 or 11. Oh no just my luck it started at 12:30am and the host of the venue said he could be on for 1 1/2 hours or 3 hours. This was also before we knew that his best friend Richard Pryor had passed. Note: (R.I.P.) Brother Richard, I still remember how me and my friends would sneak to play you records with the sound so low we would have to place our ear to the speaker. Well the last train back to New Jersey left at 1:40am and the next train did not leave until 5:14am. Well I decided I had to see Paul and he did perform and again his show was off the hook. Not only was his comedy on point but he keep talking about white people and how they treat the world like it belongs to them. As he was doing this he keep looking at this white guy next to me who did not laugh the whole show ( but his wife did). One last this that made the show awesome was seeing Paul's girlfriend butt crack. Who is his girlfriend ? None other than "Stacy J" of the Apprentice.

After the show I got back to my hotel room at about 6:30am. It was a long 20 hours but thank "SUZ" for a great day.

After being gone for 3 weeks at training and working it is good to be back. I was training in New Jersey and Pittsburgh. If you want to know what Twin does for a living read the comical book of my profession "Hard Sell" . The hotel was the worse, it was hot and dry, causing me to get daily nose bleeds and having a hard time sleeping. It was a big training class with lots of non-members and only 4 members (brothers and sisters). Everyone was cool. There were a few women who thought they had jungle fever. However, when I told them I have crossed that fence and you are not ready for the fact that "when you go black, you never go back", they go scared and said they could not do it. Too scared of what family and friend may think, even in 2005, racism is alive and well. It really came out when they were drinking.Explain to Twin how they always had dreams about hooking up with a brother and since they were away from home, we could do it. I had to say "NO" because drunk white girl in bed with a brother= rape in the morning. I don't do drunk women, black or white. First I want you to remember our lovemaking session and second again drunk consensual sex at night, can lead to allegations of rape in the morning. I have seen it happen. All in all it was good and I'm glad to be back.

P.S. I have to tell you about my trip to New York.
P.S.S. I got a call about someone who read my blog and said I was a racist for using the word "Keebler" . Now anyone who knows me can attest that I love everyone not matter what color. So for my boy "Zeck" who told me to forget them and post a "Keebler" I would love to get with and be her baby daddy here you go
JENNA VON OY

I need to make a confession I'm a thief. I stole a term from "Pammie" and have been using it in my everyday talk. Pam thank you for the word "Keebler"
p.s. this is all in fun so don't get offended.
Thoughts and rants:
Why don't some people use a wash cloth when they take a shower.

Why is it that when a convicted killer is about to get killed he does not want to die and begs for his life. (He/She did not stop when the victim asked for their life).

Why is it that in every obituary you read it says "He found GOD on..." when you know they only went to church for weddings or funerals.

Why is funeral food the best food.

Why is it when the lotto is for a lot of money, your friends say I know you are going to give me a few million dollars.

Why do women tell you what they "want" in a man and when they get one he is the complete opposite.

Why did "Kevin Hill" get cancelled and "EVE" did not.

First, Last, Now
First :
First job: Caddy at a Private Golf Course
First screen name: ACE (Tempest was my best game)
First funeral: My Aunt
First pet: Gold fish just like everyone else in the Hood
First piercing: Only one in my left ear
First tattoo: Don't Have Any
First credit card: Hudson's (now Marshal Fields soon to be Macy's
First kiss: April
First enemy: Reggie (he had our house broken into and stole our video game and television after I kicked his ass)

Last :
Last car ride: 7:00 this evening home from my parents
Last kiss: November
Last movie watched: Batman Begins
Last beverage drank: Instant Ice tea my mother maid
Last phone call: Left a message for David
Last time showered: This morning
Last CD played: The Hits and B-side by Prince

Now:
Last website visited: www.http://brainsandbooty.blogspot.com
Single or taken: Single and looking
Gender: male
Birthday: June 22nd
Sign: cancer
Siblings: 1 Brothers (TWIN)
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Dark brown.
Wearing: Jeans, a grey "Michigan State" sweat shirt, white socks, Nike running shoes, Calvin Klein white Boxers Briefs
Drinking: about to get some water
Thinking about: My new training class
Listening to: Florida State vs Virginia Tech in the ACC championship game

Going for a while
I will be in training for the next two weeks so I will not be posting very often. I will keep everyone up to date.