THE LIFE OF A DBM

I know I have very poor in posting but this new job have me taking quizzes and test everyday. I have not done this much studying since undergrad.
I got and email yesterday inviting me to speed date. I have seen this type of dating on t.v. and in the movie Hitch. I have not made up my mind if I want to participate in this type of activity. I know I need to jump start my dating because of being out of the loop for so long due to my unemployment.
This got me to remembering a date from hell that I had a few years ago. I met this person at a club I used to frequent back in the day. We meet, talk, and set up a date. Let me first tell you that this person was a teacher. Well if I had children and she was their teacher I would demand a new teacher. This woman did not even know who was the President of the United States. She was dumb as a box of rocks. I was trying to hold a conversation with her and it was like talking to a three year old child. What also made the date very bad was that she could not pronounce basic words you read in a menu. I was embarrassed for her. Let just say I could not wait for the date to end and when it ended she called me back saying she had a great time.
I will leave everyone with this statement. If I meet one more person who says that a good man is one who goes to church every Sunday. I'm going to scream.